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Michael, 18, Baltimore, MD. Student at Washington College. If not on
Tumblr, I'm sleeping; still dreaming of the time when I get to see the world.
Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
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Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr
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Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
I’m going to miss Bill Hader.
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people tell me i look young for my age but i dont care i live my life this is who i am
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♪ Tina you are a comedy inspiration
30 Rock and S.N.L, your Sarah Palin impersonation
You wrote your own jokes, you wrote all of my jokes too
You were born in 1970…I mean 1982.
Beautiful Fey
We told jokes on saturday
Beautiful Fey
Kept it a secret that I was gay. ♫Happy Birthday Tina Fey
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‘Ooh La La’ Snippet | Britney Spears
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Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.
It’s $69.99. (lol)
My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.
“Dubstep.”
how about speedcore
kidz bop
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